3rd Ave's Halloween-themed Scare Package presents a successful, if at times safe, return to form for the group.
Reviewed by Alex Han
Photography by Carissa (@arson._.cat on Instagram) except where otherwise noted.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Stream this project on Spotify, Apple Music, and iTunes via 3rd Ave's Hyperfollow page!
THERE'S ONLY ONE GROUP that can start off their promotional cycle for a brand-new project with a Drake meme. After a mostly-dormant 2025 (with the exception of a couple non-album single releases), renowned hyperpop/rap collective 3rd Ave reemerged in triumphant fashion near the end of October with Scare Package, their first project in nearly a year and a half—albeit this time in a bite-sized, six-song EP form factor. Known amongst the MTech program for meteoric performances at Invasions 1, 2, and 5, while simultaneously enjoying wider acclaim on streaming (as "ackerman" approaches 1 million Spotify streams), 3rd Ave's accessible brand of maximalist hip hop has enabled a rapid rise in popularity that I, as well as many others, have watched with great interest.
After a prolific 2023 run of singles like "Gottem", "ackerman", and "ESPN", culminating in the rollout of their 14-track debut LP, CYBERBULLY, 3rd Ave made a rapid impression as a chaotic, frenzied hyperpop group skilled at weaponizing the disparate influences of its various members to create maximalist bangers greater than the sum of their parts. While at times suffering from a lack of cohesion, the group's efforts on this project seemed remarkably free-spirited and unburdened—somehow capturing the atmosphere of a bunch of guys having genuine fun, while managing to make great music together in the process. Whether exploring unabashed pop-rap, fusion hyperpop, or full-fledged throwback pop punk, 3rd Ave's decision to fully embrace their eclectic roots lent the music a certain endearing & authentic fun factor that makes up no small portion of the group's mass appeal both on and off the live stage.
However, this is an aspect of 3rd Ave's music that I feel was lost somewhat on their 2024 follow-up, 3rd Ave Presents: Harold & Kumar. This 11-track LP had its origins as a spinoff TypeOh/Anshoo project before eventually being folded in with 3rd Ave as a whole—a footnote that nonetheless is clear in the album's heavier emphasis on stripped-back, straightforward trap braggadocio with TypeOh front and center. I recently returned to Harold & Kumar in advance of writing this review, and I admittedly enjoyed it more than I had back when it had first released. However, while there are some markedly enjoyable tracks on this project ("matador", "what u wanna do", and "penultimate" ranking among my favorites), I do still feel that the decision to sacrifice some of the more heady, out-there, experimental hyperpop influences from CYBERBULLY in pursuit of a more cohesive, grounded rap soundscape resulted in a 3rd Ave project that didn't quite captivate me as much as their debut had. It's a tricky thing, since on the one hand, Harold & Kumar could be argued to be a much more focused and unified project than its predecessor, but only at the cost of some of the aspects of 3rd Ave's music I found most interesting. As such, with Scare Package, I found myself primarily curious about whether the collective would double down on the leaner, straightforward hip hop & rap sound of Harold & Kumar, or move toward a new & different artistic direction.
Pictured above: The aforementioned Drake meme. Ha ha. Credit to 3rd Ave (@3rdave.live on Instagram).
The project opens with "Scare Package Intro". Clocking in at less than a minute and a half, the track wastes no time setting the Halloween spirit. A suitably ominous minor synth line and appropriately quavery theremin-esque synth leads work in combination to check off several musical cues that scream "spooky" off the bat. A throaty, menacing narration enters, delivering a series of spoken-word couplets a la Vincent Price on "Thriller"—a resemblance which the track embraces in a slightly cheeky acknowledgement of its own unseriousness. The track manages to strike a somewhat impressive cross-section of being at once a tasteful and humorous homage to Halloween novelty tracks of years past while also imbuing the production with just enough 3rd Ave stylistic flourishes to keep the overall sound palette solidly in their established territory; the heavy, gritty 808 bass and trippy, reversed samples both showcasing the track's grounding in the 3rd Ave universe despite its unabashedly goofy presentation. ("Scare Package Intro" also now bears the somewhat esoteric distinction of being the only 3rd Ave track to explicitly namedrop all of its members, which I thought was kinda funny.)
Pictured above: 3rd Ave's primary lineup, pictured here at MTech Invasion 5 on April 11th, 2025. From left to right: TypeOh, Jaden, Suzie, nickwuh, Thai Thai, and Anshoo.
In any case, the EP really hits the ground running with "Final Destination", which kicks off right away with a heavy bass groove against an offbeat snare pattern. A chopped vocal sample plays against a distinctly synthy, psychedelic sound palette that harkens back to some of the more hyperpop-influenced cuts off of CYBERBULLY. Thai Thai makes the first proper appearance on the record, delivering a thickly-AutoTuned hook that strikes a good balance between pop earworm and eccentric Carti-isms. TypeOh opens his verse with an AutoTuned falsetto flow, riding an erratic melody that skitters across his vocal range like water striders across a pond. It's a good flow that catches the ear in a pleasant manner, and shows further evidence of Luke's continuing commitment to molding his voice into ever-changing styles—an aspect of his musical sensibility which I consistently appreciate. Anshoo makes an appearance shortly thereafter, gliding over the beat as effortlessly as always with his trademark smooth vocals. In particular, I was quite taken with all three vocalists' ability to enmesh with the production on this track, which had the effect of landing the track in sort of an undefined grey area between live-killer headbanger and chilled-out vibe track. The trippy vocal chops, along with the rhythmically-urgent, yet mellowed-out drum pattern made for an instrumental palette well-utilized by Thai, TypeOh, and Anshoo, all of whom opted to aim for more melodic, breezy deliveries that complemented the track well. It's an interesting choice on which to open the album, too, especially when considered against the heavier bangers of "secret service" off of Harold & Kumar and the title track off of CYBERBULLY. "Final Destination" wasn't the most aggressive in its lasting impression, which perhaps makes for a mark against the track's appeal to some, but for me, the track's easygoing swagger and confident take on psychedelia made it a sleeper earworm I enjoy coming back to more and more with each successive listen.
"Pandora", however, makes for a total 180 in presentation. Kicking off with a moody Southern trap groove reminiscent of pre-Not All Heroes Metro Boomin and a braggadocious triplet flow from TypeOh, this track feels like a callback to the more straightforward, square-jawed, mano a mano of Harold & Kumar. Simpler and maybe more readily digestible than "Final Destination", "Pandora" is catchy, if perhaps slightly less ambitious than the preceding tracks. A particular high point is the Jaden verse on this cut, though, which carries a really nice low-down whispered delivery that plays very nicely against their trademark wry humor. The ad-lib work on this verse is done very well here, trading space back and forth with the mains in a way that creates a solid sense of rhythmic momentum that propels the verse forward. But where Jaden's flow is rock-solid and constant in its urgency, Thai's flow is frantic, flying like a boxer's fists—floating like a butterfly and all, if you'll forgive the metaphor. This is likely one of my favorite verses from Thai across the entirety of 3rd Ave's catalogue, with great flow switches and melodic choices throughout that consistently catch the listener (pleasantly) off-balance and keep them hooked. Thai's use of AutoTune has always been excellent, but between the excellent melody and constant subversions of the established flow, this verse is the total package. Such a frenetic verse also has the effect of making the drop back into Luke's triplet-flow hook extra satisfying, like coming home after a long journey. While this track wasn't initially my favorite at its beginning, I found that my enjoyment of it increased immensely as the track went on. I do have some slight points of contention with the mix here—while I think Thai's verse was handled well, there are some mechanical, squelchy mouth noises that pepper Luke's and Jaden's verses. Luke's vocal mix in particular also has a strong upper-mid frequency bias that gives it a sort of scratchy, knife-edge quality that I'm not the biggest fan of. Still, though, "Pandora" makes for a compelling take on the straightforward bar tracks Luke is known to favor from time to time, and utilizes its various contributors exceptionally well.
While "Pandora" felt like the latest installment in an established lineage of 3rd Ave tracks that share a similar bar-track philosophy, I can definitively say there exists nothing else like the following track, "XO", in 3rd Ave's catalogue. A four-on-the-floor kick and hooky saw leads over syncopated synth bass instantly set the stage for a Y2K earworm pop tribute through a modern hyperpop lens, a la Rina Sawayama, or Vroom Vroom-era Charli. It's a really interesting style for 3rd Ave to try on—while the group has always shown plenty of hyperpop influence, it's typically presented in the context of rap fusion hyperpop, whereas the production on this track is perhaps more indebted to dance and hyperpop soundscapes than any other track they've put out thus far. It's a well-executed Y2K cut, too, with blasts of chords cutting through the solid kick groove in a way that feels very quintessentially Europop. Still, as good as the production is on this track, Nick is the star of the show here, with his prechorus vocals managing a wonderful sense of intrigue that leads perfectly into Thai's hook. The verses from TypeOh and Anshoo are also excellent, with both molding themselves to fit over this pseudo-disco groove in an impressively natural display of artistic chameleonism. This track is quite possibly my new favorite 3rd Ave song, which says a lot. It's perhaps their best earworm, with its full embrace of unabashed, titanic pop songwriting resulting in a really stellar cut that I'm certain will play amazingly live. My only nitpick (it really is a nitpick, to the extent where I almost feel bad putting it in writing)… is that there's a pretty loud resonant frequency at almost exactly 8kHz, almost like a sine wave icepicking through the mix. It's easiest to hear during Thai's hook, though for what reason I'm not sure—try as I might to divine whether this was some sort of phantom audio artifact or merely an unflattering overtone of one of the other instruments, I couldn't establish a definite correlation between moments at which this resonance occurred and the patterns of the other elements in the song. I almost thought I was imagining it at first, and it took sitting down in front of my studio monitors for me to be certain it was even there in the first place, so it's certain to go unnoticed by plenty of listeners—but, as this is a Music Tech channel, I feel a certain journalistic obligation to cover this sort of thing. Sue me. But nonetheless, as long as I'm not blasting it on monitors too loud, "XO" remains one of my favorite 3rd Ave cuts, and a paramount example of how the group's eclecticism continues to serve their music, even well into uncharted stylistic territory.
"Castle" feels like a second jab at "Final Destination"-esque chill-banger fare, with an offbeat, almost reggaeton snare pattern over trap 808s and arpeggiated synths. This one returns to more straightforward, digestible rap territory, with a melodic hook from TypeOh playing against heavily-AutoTuned, vocoder-like backing harmonies. Nick makes a surprise appearance on the back half, in a moment that feels like a callback to his excellent first verse on "what u wanna do"—the ability to make these more R&B-influenced vocals work over straightforward bar tracks alongside his much more aggressive rapper compatriots always results in entertaining verses when it does pop up, and here Nick finds a sweet spot with his delivery that makes the blend of styles feel quite natural. Though I wasn't too taken with this track, and while it felt a bit too much like safe, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"-style 3rd Ave fare for my taste, it nonetheless made for a catchy, if inoffensive, listen, with solid appearances from the artists to back up smartly minimalistic production.
The tape closes with "Emma Stoned", which saw the light of day leading up to release in various promotional snippets and short-form videos. Over a sparse, synthy trap instrumental that calls back to the menacing vibes of "'05 Accord" and "wizard 101 (shells)", TypeOh makes a memorable entrance riding on an easy triplet flow, even making reference to "ackerman" at one point. Anshoo's hook contains the titular name pun, as he croons about hotboxing his own house—where the narrative connection to two-time Oscar-winning actress Emma Stone comes from, I'm not quite sure, but I'm willing to chalk it up to the humor of the thing. Jaden's second verse is an off-kilter endeavour that seems them deploying slightly gurgly AutoTune in a heavy-handed manner that reminds me a bit of some cuts off of their SADFISH project from 2022 (don't try and find it, it's long since been Thanos snapped from the Internet), in combination with such inspiring and politically-charged bars as "I got green like the lawn/I got green like a pond" and "rolling up that sticky weed/Run-D.M.C., it's trickyyyyy". Maybe this is my own sense of humor talking here, but I found that Jaden's punchlines didn't land for me as well as they usually do on this one. I found the flow to be a little stilted, and the application of the AutoTune mangled some of the lines that impacted the intelligibility a bit much for my liking. However, considering the particular brand of humor this track seems to be going for, I think it's likely intentional, if not my cup of tea. The surprise third verse from frequent 3rd Ave collaborator MACK was something I very much enjoyed, though. MACK drops in with a solid, self-assured flow, spitting off a multisyllabic rhyme scheme off the bat that lends the verse a great sense of momentum. He finds time to drop some hilarious zingers in here as well, showcasing a great sense of comic self-awareness that belies his generally serious delivery quite well. If you liked some of the goofier cuts off of 3rd Ave's past works, you'll probably like this one too, though whether I would have picked this one as the closer myself, I'm not sure. In any case, it makes for a guffaw-inducing piece of sitcom humor—which, it seems, is exactly what the group intended.
Scare Package was a project I found myself somewhat struggling to digest on first listen. While at once a welcome return for 3rd Ave, it also felt beholden to many of the same structural & tonal problems that have also affected the group's past projects. The tape wants to be both a goofy Halloween novelty piece and also a semi-serious hip-hop showcase of the group's rapping prowess. While this itself isn't a problem, since 3rd Ave's work has always blended self-deprecating humor and legitimately serious takes on rap as an art form, the differing artistic ambitions of the group feel especially spread thin here considering the short six-track runtime of this project. "Scare Package Intro" and "XO" both embrace the lack of self-seriousness, the inherent zaniness—to quote "XO" directly, all the "things[…] getting weird" aspects of this time of year. On the flip side, "Pandora" and "Castle" feel very much like Luke and Mathias flexing their lyrical muscles once more, spitting out hair-trigger verses that embody the sort of scrappy battle-rap energy the two do best. What's more, the somewhat low-hanging, sophomoric, crude lyrical presentation of "Emma Stoned" is left feeling at odds with everything else—too off-color to fit in as a serious bar track alongside "Pandora", but also too genericized and reliant on superficial puns and token absurdism to really feel cogent with "Scare Package Intro" and "XO", both of which embrace over-the-top zaniness and an abundance of spectacle that feels very on brand for the Halloween theme of this project. This sort of identity crisis isn't entirely unfamiliar to 3rd Ave, either. In my review of CYBERBULLY, I noted a similar disconnect between some of the various styles of humor present on the tracks across that project. In questioning why it feels so much harder to ignore on Scare Package, I eventually guessed that 1) introducing the Halloween theme (and the very specific mood associated with it) into the mix, and 2) packing these disparate songs into a much shorter project than 3rd Ave has ever attempted to give us before likely compounded the sort of split-personality vibe I tend to get from 3rd Ave projects. I don't much believe the root issue has really gotten worse in and of itself, simply that the format and theming of this project were not particularly flattering in this regard.
But perhaps this very identity crisis is part of the reason the project works so well as a continuation of the 3rd Ave sound. Throughout Scare Package, we get tasteful nods and callbacks to pretty much every era of the group's existing discography to this point—the neon-laced synth-rap sonic boom behind CYBERBULLY ("Final Destination", "Emma Stoned"), the lean-and-mean, stark industrialism of Harold & Kumar ("Pandora", "Castle")—even "XO" feels like a reasonable branching-off from the group's full-tilt maximalist hyperpop-rap non-album singles like "BECKYG", "MAKE NO SENSE", and "Where She Goin". Some aspects of the sparser sound palette and overall humorous presentation of "Emma Stoned" even remind me of pre-CYBERBULLY 3rd Ave circa early 2023, when the group's artistic identity was still very much in flux. Whether intentional or not, Scare Package manages a sort of sweeping big-picture panoramic capture of all the sounds 3rd Ave has explored over the last three years. It's quite an impressive feat, even if it has the effect of making Scare Package feel less like a dedicated Project™ with its own aesthetic, promotional cycle, and cohesive vision, and instead comes off as something more akin to a compilation or bundle release.
Again, though, maybe this is simply the natural result when you stick seven(?) people, all skilled artists in their own right, into a loose musical collective and see what happens. Perhaps I shouldn't be searching for some great overarching narrative or hidden subtextual meaning behind 3rd Ave's music in the first place; doing so in this context might be like asking to have my cake and eat it too. Some music is meant to be simply enjoyed, at face value, moment-to-moment. And in this regard, 3rd Ave is once again on top of their game. Scare Package features some excellent, effortlessly swagged-out bar tracks alongside unapologetic dancefloor bangers that rank amongst their hardest-hitting output to date. Every member gets a moment to shine here, and this project actually probably has the most even distribution of verses amongst the group's main vocalists out of any so far, which is certainly a treat—especially compared to the rarity of Anshoo and Nick appearances on earlier material. TypeOh and Thai Thai deliver some of their most captivating performances on this record, with a deftness of flow and lyrical sleight of hand that only seems to improve with time. The production across this EP is also rock-solid, sliding across genres and eras with serpentine ease, and "XO" is genuinely incredible, providing a wry glimpse at a potential new artistic renaissance for the group. Equal parts a spiritual greatest-hits compilation that simply delivers more of what their fans have come to love, as well as a tantalizing teaser of potential new musical horizons, Scare Package succeeds in both categories, and is poised to give both hardcore fans and casual newcomers plenty to chew on until 3rd Ave's next full-length effort.
Personal enjoyment score: 1 out of 10 (should really be an automatic zero due to no Suzie verse, but at least she gets namedropped this time, so it's a 1)
Standout tracks: "Final Destination", "Pandora", "XO"
Pictured above: The undisputed MVP of 3rd Ave, Suzie Sanford.



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